- Mac Miller: Shut up bitch and ride this dick
- Me: Name the time and place..
(Source: staypozitive)
(Source: staypozitive)
- parents are sleeping
- me: alright better be quiet they need some sleep
- i'm sleeping
- parents: ok it's time to vacuum for hours and yell at each other and put glass in the garbage disposal and land a helicopter on the roof
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